Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply
“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”
(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)
I felt compelled
Nobody expected you to draw T. Hanos himself in the Looney Tunes artstyle but you absolutely fucking delivered
I think almost all of his stories have a deeper meaning and Horton Hears a who was written as an apology to the Japanese after WWII
Holy guac
Also the Pro-life movement used his line “a person’s a person no matter how small” on their literature without his permission, and he made them stop using it an apologize because he was pro-choice.
okay but before reading the caption I thought these were contemporary cartoons in the style of dr suess, and the fact that these are so relevant again is pretty scary
Yertle the Turtle is a metaphor for Hitler rising to power and dictatorship in general.
checking the timestamps, all of sexygirlmax2019’s posts have been made today they’re formatted impeccably like bot messages and posts but they’re just a little off
this isn’t a bot this is a human controlling a blog acting like a bot all of the links?? aren’t porn links mysterious bit.ly links to this site: https://max2019.neocities.org/ if you “click here to instantly transport” you get taken to > /seraphim.html if you click it again > /cherubim.html again > /thrones.html …which returns a “Page Not Found” error
Porn Bot ARG
So I ran the mp3 you could get from /cherubim.html through a sstv scanner and got this back
Which is just straight up the image from /seraphim.html.
But the it’s weird, when I went back to /cherubim.html the page changed from a picture and an mp3 download to this:
And when I clicked on that I was taken to /firstsphere/thrones.html which looked like this:
When I clicked on THAT I was taken to /secondsphere/dominions.html and greeted to this disturbing image:
The last eye was apparently clickable which took me to /secondsphere/powers.html which looked like this:
the text on it reads: “H.U.R.L
Hierarchy of Uniform Resource Locators”
??????????
So /dominions.html just changed to this:
and /powers.html changed to:
BUT since making this update, the file for the image is no longer there! So it looks like:
Clicking on the (now missing) picture, it takes you to /secondsphere/light1.html which looks like:
Clicking that takes you to /secondsphere/light2.html, whick looks like how /powers.html looks:
Clicking that takes you back to /secondsphere/light1.html, which has JUST NOW gotten worse:
/secondsphere/light2.html now has the same image as
/secondsphere/light1.html but it now takes you to /secondsphere/light3.html which looks like:
which takes you to /secondsphere/virtues.html which is currently blank.
/secondsphere/virtues.html updated and now looks like:
Clicking on the image currently takes you to /thirdsphere/principalities.html which looks like:
The text reads
“Struggle with thy doubts! Cast them aside! Forsake not thy faith! Sickness will not take thee!”
and the image is a gif titled wrestling
the next page is titled /archangels.html; currently blank
someone get night mind on this
So I tried to talk to her and I’m a little nervous now. Do you think this person might actually be in danger….?
I may overthink a lot, but this could be something bad..
UPDATE: There is now a /thirdsphere/angels.html page
(Added both still image and gif)
It is a gif much like the ones above, with the angel glitching out and disappearing and such. Nothing has been updated beyond this as of yet.
Since Grim Fandango is on sale again, I’d like to implore everyone who hasn’t played it yet to please please please play this game. Trust me, you’re gonna love it.
So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for me, but we didn’t learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got him)
I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my ego, and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting him away and telling him to go away. So I feel like I need to make this heads up
If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help
Don’t get scared, don’t get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency situation, I could have vomited and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had so many things happen to me. We’re going to update his training so if the first person doesn’t cooperate, he moves on, but seriously guys. If what’s-his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him
Several things wrong with this analysis, though I can’t fault the skepticism
I’m 20. Please. Why does everyone who gets upset at this post call me a teenager?
Yes, he was originally supposed to be a family dog. I had concerns because he was supposed to be a family dog, however that was well over a year ago. Professional obedience training happened a little after. He preformed exceptionally, and the trainer were working with now is helping with the more specific training. It probably wasn’t the best process to get a service dog, but I got lucky. I wouldn’t reccomend anyone else to obtain a SD this way, but like I said, it turned out well.
I’m… Not sure where you got the 2 blocks measurement? It was a quiet grocery store, and he went like, 3 aisles down.
We didn’t train him to stand by me and bark because of my sensory issues. Loud noises are painful for me, especially when I’m already in distress. It was decided that him going to get someone was a better idea than him sending me into sensory overload after I get out of my seizure.
I don’t go alone anywhere. Theres not really a chance for me to be far away from people where Raider would run free and wild and come back to find me gone. If I was in the habit of going out on strolls alone around the neighborhood, this would be a problem, but i don’t. I was only at the store because it’s 5 minutes away, and I really wanted coffee creamer, lmao
He doesn’t paw or jump or bark or anything else everyone has been imagining. He goes up, and noses the person. Then he walks off to my direction, checks if the person is following, and either repeats the nosing or leads them to me. The lady was swatting at him because he was interupting her shopping. She wasn’t scared for her life, she wasn’t canine-phobic, she was annoyed and swatting his nose away
Service dogs aren’t a set in stone thing. They can be trained for personal… Benefit? (not the right word, but close). My needs as an autistic and epileptic individual are different than yours as a wheelchair user. I can get the apprehension, but I don’t see how this post will affect people going up to your dog that’s with you. It’s already gonna happen, I know that much, but they’re not going to start going up to an SD next to a wheelchair user and be like “Show me the way!!!”
… Okay, they might, but that’s more because people are dumb af when they see fur. It’s not going to be because of this.
Ah, a few more things because I’m on mobile and can’t go back and forth between the tweets without risking losing all I type, lmao
He’s on a leash. He’s always on a leash. I never said he was without a leash. The amazing thing about falling is that I /let go of the leash/. In a seizure, my hands completely splay out, meaning I wouldn’t hold onto the leash. A lot of your complaints are you assuming things, and it’s irksome. If someone could point his attention to this reply, I’d appreciate, since I don’t have a Twitter myself.
OK hold up guys. This is important too.
Service Dogs are a set in stone thing. They must be certified to be a service dog. This includes training to ignore other people and follow commands. This is important because they go into public places. Many states are currently passing legislation to require registration or certificates for people with service dogs because of an increase in dog bites when non-certified animals are brought into pubic places.
A therapy dog is not a service dog. Any dog can be certified as a therapy dog within reason. A service dog must pass rigorous testing to be allowed in public places. Taking your non-certified therapy dog or non-certified “service dog” in public causes issues for people with actual service dogs.
A dog on a leash when the leash in not attached to an owner is a dog that is considered to be out of control. My father trains service dogs, and one thing service dogs NEVER do is approach or interact with other people. That’s actually part of passing the test to become a service dog. Why?
Some people have PTSD caused by dog attacks or bites. Your uncontrolled dog (according to law because he is away from you) could be causing people to have PTSD flashbacks.
This is a serious issue. It is negatively affecting people with trained and certified service dogs. It negatively affects your dog who could be considered a nuisance animal when “off leash” (legally defined as not being under the owner’s direct supervision and control). It negatively affects someone with my grandmother who has a phobia of large dogs and balance issues as she might easily fall or suffer an asthma attack seeing such a large dog approach her with no owner in sight.
STOP TRYING TO PASS NON-CERTIFIED SERVICE DOGS OFF AS ACTUAL LEGALLY RECOGNIZED SERVICE DOGS.
To add to this:
Service Dog laws apply to service animals, dogs or otherwise, who accompany their owner to assist with disability.
The dog must accompany the owner.
Okay I don’t know where the hell you are getting this information because it’s flat out wrong and it’s so wrong it actually makes me shake in anger so I’m gonna break it down for you.
Your FIRST sentence is wrong, wrong, wrong wrong and oh guess what- wrong. They DO NOT. I repeat DO NOT. Need to be certified to be a service dog. AT ALL. I have no idea WHY you think this, but they do NOT HAVE TO BE CERTIFIED TO BE A SERVICE DOG.
“Service animals are defined as dogs that are individually trained to do work or perform tasks for people with disabilities.” “The work or task a dog has been trained to provide must be directly related to the person’s disability. Dogs whose sole function is to provide comfort or emotional support do not qualify as service animals under the ADA.”- That’s it. That’s all they have to be to be able to be a service dog. That’s from https://www.ada.gov/service_animals_2010.pdf incase you want to look it up yourself.
Q5. Does the ADA require service animals to be professionally trained?
A. No. People with disabilities have the right to train the dog themselves and are not required to use a professional service dog training program.
Q17. Does the ADA require that service animals be certified as service animals?
A. No. Covered entities may not require documentation, such as proof that the animal has been certified, trained, or licensed as a service animal, as a condition for entry.
So PLEASE Tell me exactly where you are getting your information because it’s wrong.
A therapy dog is not a service dog- you are right about this. But no where in her post was she mentioning therapy dogs. Therapy dogs hvae to pass a pretty hardy taste to become a therapy dog. Service dogs, DO NOT need to pass a ‘rigorous test’.
Q2. What does “do work or perform tasks” mean?
A. The dog must be trained to take a specific action when needed to assist the person with a disability. For example, a person with diabetes may have a dog that is trained to alert him when his blood sugar reaches high or low levels. A person with depression may have a dog that is trained to remind her to take her medication. Or, a person who has epilepsy may have a dog that is trained to detect the onset of a seizure and then help the person remain safe during the seizure.
As stated above, they need to have basic training and be able to help with ONE task that someone whose disabled can not do themselves. Spreading misinformation like this causes issues for people with ACTUAL service dogs.
A service dog CAN go away from their owner as long as it’s 1) under control and 2) comes right back. BOTH of which the dog does.
Q27. What does under control mean? Do service animals have to be on a leash? Do they have to be quiet and not bark?
A. The ADA requires that service animals be under the control of the handler at all times. In most instances, the handler will be the individual with a disability or a third party who accompanies the individual with a disability. In the school (K-12) context and in similar settings, the school or similar entity may need to provide some assistance to enable a particular student to handle his or her service animal. The service animal must be harnessed, leashed, or tethered while in public places unless these devices interfere with the service animal’s work or the person’s disability prevents use of these devices. In that case, the person must use voice, signal, or other effective means to maintain control of the animal. For example, a person who uses a wheelchair may use a long, retractable leash to allow her service animal to pick up or retrieve items. She may not allow the dog to wander away from her and must maintain control of the dog, even if it is retrieving an item at a distance from her. Or, a returning veteran who has PTSD and has great difficulty entering unfamiliar spaces may have a dog that is trained to enter a space, check to see that no threats are there, and come back and signal that it is safe to enter. The dog must be off leash to do its job, but may be leashed at other times. Under control also means that a service animal should not be allowed to bark repeatedly in a lecture hall, theater, library, or other quiet place. However, if a dog barks just once, or barks because someone has provoked it, this would not mean that the dog is out of control.
If I was the OP, I would train the dog to maybe, go find a person, go back to her, then go to another person to do ‘constant check ins’ to follow the laws a bit more but that’s honestly splitting hairs. In the answer, they use an example of a dog going into a room without it’s owner to make sure it’s safe, meaning the dog had to LEAVE his owner to do this. So NO a dog ‘not attached to an owner is a dog that is considered to be out of control’ is not true at all by the rulings of the ADA. So according to the LAW he is not uncontrolled.
This is a serious issue. It is negatively affecting people who train their service dogs at home because they can not afford program dogs (certified dogs are scams). This is considered a nuisance problem for many service dog owners who need service dogs and find the best way to do it is through owner training. Which is legal. Defined by the Ada. It negatively affects someone like me, my friends, the OP, people with children who have disabilites all of who rely on service dogs to help them in a VERY BROAD way.
STOP TRYING TO PASS CERTIFIED SERVICE DOGS AS LEGITIMATE WHEN IT’S ACTUALLY A SCAM. THE ONLY LEGALLY RECONGIZED SERVICE DOG IS ONE WHO IS BASIC TRAINED AND CAN DO A TASK FOR ITS DISABLED OWNER.
Howdy,
I work at a hotel and am required to know these things as per company policy so people and their service dogs are safe and happy when they stay in my hotel. My manager printed me out a huge ass packet and made me take a test and it was awful but!
As far as I can tell the above information is correct. Namely the leash bit, that’s what caught my attention, they don’t have to be on a leash and as for certification we aren’t even supposed to ask about that so I think it’s reasonable to assume that it’s not required by law.
i said earlier that david cage doesn’t care about minorities and i’m just here to back up that claim because it’s pretty hefty. i want yall to note that this isn’t the only reason his games are terrible, but considering a lot of writing stems from, yknow, the ability to write characters, these are definitely a big chunk of why he can’t write. these are also pretty broad sweeps over all of his games and i’d be happy to go into further depth if asked.
There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal, kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.
